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Story: Crash Course
Verse: G1
Author: Jointly written by [personal profile] anon_decepticon & [ profile] mdperera, with input from [ profile] kookaburra1701.
Rating: PG-13 mostly, with some chapters inching toward M.
Pairings: Pretty much every Stunticon pairing you can think of, plus a couple of OCs to keep things interesting. Hints of Hound/Mirage and Inferno/Red Alert in later chapters if you squint.
Warnings: Humanized TFs, sexual content (both het and slash), violence (robbery, assault, murder), references to and depictions of verbal, physical, sexual and emotional abuse (aka MM being MM).
Story Summary: An accident turns the Stunticons into humans, leaving them alone, naked and without resources in the California desert. Their only hope of getting their old bodies back is to take a crash course in humanity, but the stakes are much higher than pass or fail.
(Co)Author's Note: This Stunticon-centric humanization fic written by myself and [ profile] mdperera was technically completed two weeks ago, but since I posted some of the early chapters here on my journal, I decided to do a final update so it doesn't look like an abandoned WiP.

Complete Chapter Index behind the cut )
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Snagged from [ profile] mmouse15 and [ profile] kookaburra1701.


    • Think of up to 20 'ships you support.
    • List them using descriptions of the characters involved rather than their names.
    • Have your f-list guess as many of the 'ships as they can.

    Click for meme-y goodness )
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Title: Strictly Business (1/4)
Author: [ profile] anon_decepticon
Rating: M
Pairing or Character(s): Lockdown/Swindle
Disclaimer: I don’t own Transformers.
Warning(s): Sticky, non-con, masturbation, dark humor, Lockdown being a creeper.
Summary: It’s hard to get laid when you look like robot Frankenstein.
Author's Note: TFA. Part one in a series of four, Lockdown’s PoV. Takes place shortly after “Decepticon Air,” and contains references to both that episode and to “Five Servos of Doom.” I know, I should be writing the final chapter of “After Atlantis,” but the Swindle!bunnies were biting really hard! Inspiration credit goes to [ profile] kookaburra1701 for her idea to make a Swindle fanmix (listening to mine right now!) and to [ profile] swindleslog, author of the awesomely terrifying And Still He Watches Me” over on the kink meme – I totally blame you guys for this one. Shameless bunny-feeders! Thanks also to [ profile] dream_it_all for doing a last minute beta read, and to my mysterious anon stalkerv-gifter. Thanks for reading!
**EDIT: This fic has recently inspired fanart by the very talented [ profile] aaaaaah, who has kindly given me permission to link it here. I must say, she nailed it! Squee along with me now, won't you?

They shake your hand, and they smile and they buy you a drink... )

A/N: I apologize if the black humor in this fic offends anyone. It’s not my intent to make light of a serious topic, but rather to use humor to make a serious topic more accessible. This is only part one of what I anticipate will be a fairly angsty four-part series, and while an element of humor will be retained throughout, the overall story will be a pretty poignant one.


Sep. 12th, 2009 12:53 pm
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Title: TMI
Series: TF:Animated
Author: [ profile] anon_decepticon
Rating: PG-13
Pairing or Character(s): Strika x Lugnut, Megatron, Blitzwing
Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers.
Warning(s): Implied sex, inappropriate humor, possible emotional scarring.
Summary: Some things are best left to the imagination. Others are really, really not.
Author's Note: This little one-shot arose as a result of sleep deprivation and a highly amusing IM conversation with [ profile] kookaburra1701. I take no responsibility for the psychological damage it may inflict.

Pass the brain bleach, please! )
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This post has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the kink meme. I actually wrote this slice o' crack a couple of years ago, but back then I didn't have anywhere to post it. I stumbled upon it the other day and figured, now that I have this journal, why not share?



Mar. 25th, 2009 10:07 pm
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Author: [ profile] anon_decepticon
Rating: T
Pairing or Character(s): Blaster, Soundwave, Ironhide
Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers. I just write about them doing inappropriate things.
Warning(s): Slash (technically), sexual references, netspeak.
Prompt: Blaster, after one bored day surfing the internet, has discovered l33t speak and is using it happily as his norm. For the most part, the others ignore it and/or are irritated by it. All but one, who finds it very, very hot.
Author's Note: Originally written for the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme. My first-ever fanfic. This is the prompt that started it all. The original is here.

Teh internetz R 4 pr0n... )


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