Strictly Business (1/4)

Title: Strictly Business (1/4)
Author: anon_decepticon
Rating: M
Pairing or Character(s): Lockdown/Swindle
Disclaimer: I don’t own Transformers.
Warning(s): Sticky, non-con, masturbation, dark humor, Lockdown being a creeper.
Summary: It’s hard to get laid when you look like robot Frankenstein.
Author's Note: TFA. Part one in a series of four, Lockdown’s PoV. Takes place shortly after “Decepticon Air,” and contains references to both that episode and to “Five Servos of Doom.” I know, I should be writing the final chapter of “After Atlantis,” but the Swindle!bunnies were biting really hard! Inspiration credit goes to kookaburra1701 for her idea to make a Swindle fanmix (listening to mine right now!) and to swindleslog, author of the awesomely terrifying “And Still He Watches Me” over on the kink meme – I totally blame you guys for this one. Shameless bunny-feeders! Thanks also to dream_it_all for doing a last minute beta read, and to my mysterious anon stalkerv-gifter. Thanks for reading!
**EDIT: This fic has recently inspired fanart by the very talented aaaaaah, who has kindly given me permission to link it here. I must say, she nailed it! Squee along with me now, won't you?

( They shake your hand, and they smile and they buy you a drink... )

A/N: I apologize if the black humor in this fic offends anyone. It’s not my intent to make light of a serious topic, but rather to use humor to make a serious topic more accessible. This is only part one of what I anticipate will be a fairly angsty four-part series, and while an element of humor will be retained throughout, the overall story will be a pretty poignant one.